April 04, 2005

莞爾一笑

跟大家分享一下三個滿好笑的笑話
也許有人已經看過了
但我還是放上來讓沒看過的人笑一下...

註:雖然是英文的笑話但還算淺顯易懂
笑話一AIDS :
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, " Dad, why do you keep tellingpeople you're dying of AIDS?"
Dad Answer: " So when I'm dead no one will dare to touch your mom!"

笑話二Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.

笑話三Chinese Adam and Eve:
If Adam and Eve were "Chinese", we would still be inparadise because Chinese would have ignored the appleand eaten the snake!

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